FACEBOOK, MYSPACE & PUMPKINS...WTF?

I'm pretty much a f++k'n moron when it comes to the online webpage stuff. I haven't figured out the whole Facebook and Myspace thing. Apparently, I'm supposed to be telling people "what's on my mind". Okay...hmm...maybe this is not my gig.

It's interesting that I have the most impossible time posting anything on Facebook but I sure as hell have plenty to say on my blog and it's probably because I haven't told anyone about it. Ha!

I understand why they're popular but I'm not sure I like them. Maybe I'll change my mind one day and be a big fan but for right now, I'll watch everyone else's postings...until I get harassed again to update my pictures or something.

I feel like it's bragging when I post pictures and stuff. You know, look at me and how cool I am! Yeah, I'm not that cool nor that interesting.

Here's how super cool I am - the pumpkins are planted. The picture is from last year because I haven't bothered to take a picture of this year's crop. Besides, the plants haven't popped out yet. They should sprout next week.

See how boring I am? One of the highlights of my life is watching pumpkins grow. Writing is primary, then painting, then pumpkins. Yay!

Weedkilling is one of the downers but I suppose you have to have one to have the other.

I'm not going to post the pumpkin planting extravaganza on Facebook. People don't need to know about that mundane detail.

All people need to know is selling pumpkins creates bad Karma. You can barter with them but most should be given away. Things which make people happy all the time, should never be sold.

I can't think of one person who doesn't smile when given a pumpkin...therefore it's good Karma to give them away.

Maybe they should do that with beer. Free beer would make me happy and any kind of cheap beer would be nice. I'm not picky.

I wonder if the local liquor store would give me beer for pumpkins...how lovely to imagine the possibility!